I politely requested a GAY SCREENER. The agents smiled (as did I), and said they’d never had that request before. I said I’m not going to insist on it, but I’d prefer it as I’m a gay man. So a minute later, they shouted out the name of some dude, and over walks this nice looking black man to do the deed.
He politely started to explain the procedure. First he offered me to to be screened in a private room. I answered that I thought he was really cute, but I’d prefer to do the deed in public. Smiles all around.
Then he expalined that he was going to frisk me down, and use the backs of his hands in the sensitive areas. I told him not to bother, that it wouldnt be necessary. Again, more smiles. He got to my crotch and gave me a good grope on both sides, and frankly, I dont think he bothered to turn the palms of his hands backwards. I told him he did a great job and again, more smiles. (He was really cool and funny).
Then his boss, this nice black woman came over….she was hilarious. She explained how this job was not something they signed up for…and I concurred. Then more smiles around and she said…now next time, YOU TAKE HIM TO LUNCH…it was hilarious…
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